Narrative text ( Humor )

The Absurd Friend

         In the campus named University of Pekalongan. There is majoring in English Education, or better known as PBI(Pendidikan B.Inggris). Yes, that's my department's what I'm currently sitting on campus. Not to know why I could think to enter in this major, but obviously I'm pretty proud to college here because it was passable unikal famous. And besides that, I should be grateful for is that I'm getting classmates ridiculous and one of them is that his brain a little less / mengsol. Until one when no event is quite ridiculous, one day to coincide with the completion of class hours.

           As usual I and my friends chatted in advance or just joking while relaxing coincidence because time is still too early to go home. At that time one of my friends is Afifah, she idly hide Ayu's handphone in my bag "hide her handphone in your bag!" and Ayu not realize because she was busy grooming with glass. Then she would call her boyfriend pas she immediately wondered "where my phone? You are hiding my handphone?" she pointed to Anggun and anggun answered "no". She pointed to Ila "hey, no doubt, surely you are hiding it? right?" Ila said "What the h**l! Are you crazy? I dont like your phone, its not my class! come on. Hahaa" Ayu said "hahaha are you kidding me? You look like a bum. Should not arrogant. Hahaha".

         She pointed Fitri "Are you kidding? please do not joke, where my phone?". Fitri answering "haha not me, I swear! Afifah who did it". Then Afifah answered "no, I do not take it, Zulia who took the your handphone". And I defend myself "no, I didn't, Afifah do it. Hahaha irreverence, Afifah is crazy" I said. Then the others also follow the Afifah foul behavior. Ariska no less fraudulent. She hung up the handphone's someone in my bag, she says "keep it in your bag! Fast!". And I do not know who that phone. Then shortly afterwards we went home. But I played my friend's house first.

          A few hours later, Afifah called and said, "zul, did you see Ariska's phone in your bag? She lost her phone, and she was crying, it was in looking at the bags of the others but she did not find it, please, looking for in your bag" , I am shocked. and I replied "no, I do not feel hide" afifah replied "try to seek first" I replied "ok". And it's true, there is Ariska's phone. Then laugh "hahahaha yes oh my god, he was not aware that hide in the phone itself." Afifah answered "hahaha I do not know what is in her brain,what the f**k!" and I replied "he did not have a brain fah, he was crazy hahahaha". Then, I met ariska to return her phone.